I can’t really argue with the logic

An actual conversation I had last week.

“Jerry?  Can you tell me why you chased those boys, in the washroom, around with your penis?”

“Because I like my privacy!”

“Uh… but wouldn’t taking your pants down and running after people be the opposite of privacy?”

With a huge eye roll and an exasperated sigh “If I chase them with my penis they’ll leave the bathroom!”

“Ah.  OK.  So, uh,  then why did you grab Stewie’s hand and make him touch your penis?”

“Because chasing him wasn’t working.”

 

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